You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
