Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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