party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
and you fell through a lawn chair
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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