Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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