Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize