I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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