come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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