I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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