the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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