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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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