I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
