playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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