I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Randomize
