And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she peed on how many people?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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