love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Someone signed my nipple.
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