Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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