He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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