If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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