I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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