I wish I only lived at night.
accomplished twins. life is a go
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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