Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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