D3 body, D1 cock
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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