She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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