Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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