I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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