Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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