What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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