I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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