Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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