Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
did you get engaged???
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
