dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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