Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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