I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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