And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
its liver damage thursday
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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