I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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