it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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