woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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