it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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