dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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