Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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