Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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