why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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