So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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