I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Never underestimate the power of titties
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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