The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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