I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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