I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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