I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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