We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
