So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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