Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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