So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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