I CAN MOONWALK!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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