is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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