I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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