scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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