And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
